Thursday, March 11, 2010

kisah muda mudi masa kini..

sekarang ni...byk kisah muda mudi yang mmg x taw dah nk ckp ape...bg mereka, benda 2 normal..padahal x..haih

renung2kan~~

kat bawah ni ak selitkan beberapa kisah..hrp2 kite x jadik mcm 2 la ye~~



kisah 1


gamba hiasan


si lelaki atau si pompuan ni sodap2 je duk mengata (mengumpat la tuh!) bile pasangan kapel buat mende2 yg menyakitkan mata depan dyeorg...

tp..lam mase yg same..perbuatan dyeorg ni lg teruk dr pasangn kapel yg mereka tgok tuh!.. so, mcm mana tu...

hmmm....(eden tgh pikir nih.....heheh)



kisah 2



kisah si lelaki ngn pompuan jugak...

dyeorg kate..kalo kapel pon x yah la nk tunjuk over2 sgt!!... tp lam mase yg same..dyeorg plak lebih2 upload gamba dyeorg lam fb..gamba over2 plak tuh!! melebihkan org dah kawen..ckp bukan men sodap..tp perangai..masyaAllah...

eden botul2 x phm la dunia akhir zaman ni..haih
(wlpon eden bukan org nogori, eden nk ckp nogori jugak mlm ni...hahah!)



kisah 3



ade sesetengah pompuan ni
(wlpn ak pompuan..ak nk ckp jugak!! sebab ak x suka dgn org mcm nih..)

ble duk sekali ngn kite je..dye asyik citer pasal pakwe dye je..pakwe dye hebat la..hensem la..x de org bleh tanding pakwe dye lah...mcm org len xde pakwe..hampeh!

asyik2 ble jumpa cite mende alah 2 je..kdg2 smpai dah boleh hafal ayat dye...nek muak! haih..


mmg boring la...xde cite len ke??
cite mak limah syg ke..hahah


drp duk dengar cite 2 smpai dah bleh hafal..bek g hafal ayat2 suci lg bagus..dpt gak pahala..berkat je hidup.. =p

p/s: eden x suka org perangai mcm ni..mcm dah xde cite len..bek eden g tgok cite hantu lg syok aih...


kisah 4

kisah ni tamat kat cni..mata eden pon dah ngntox nih...sok eden banyak laie keje nk kna buat..eden stop pot pet dulu la ye..

=p



k,la...

chow cin chow..

menantu yg luar biasa...

Mamat ni amat lah tergila-gilakan Minah anak Pak Haji Dollah. Minah nie boleh lah tahan cun nya. Mamat ni pun tak kalah lah kacaknya. Ngurat-punya-ngurat tersangkutlah dua hati ini. Pak Haji Dollah bukanlah jenis yang memilih sangat orangnya, tambahan pulak si Mamat ini pandai berlakon, depan Pak Haji Dollah dia bukan main warak lagi, berkopiah dikepala. Selepas ditetapkan hari kahwinnya, maka lancar je jawab nikahnya si Mamat tadi. Biasalah malamnya agak lewat sikit keluarga Haji Dollah masuk tidurnya pasal dok berkemas rumah lepas kenduri siangnya. Pasangan Mamat dan Minah pun lewat jugak lah masuk tidurnya.


Selepas semuanya selesai dan semuanya nyenyak tidurnya, pagi besoknya Pak Haji Dollah pun mengejutkan semua isi rumah untuk solat subuh. Semua isi rumah pun bangun dan si Mamat dan Minah pun bangun mandi dan bersiap untuk mendirikan solat subuh. Tapi dek kerana lewat bangun, Si Mamat tak sempat bersolat jemaah dengan Pak Haji Dollah. Walaupun telah dikejutkan awal oleh isterinya Minah.Justify Full


Maka, Pak Haji Dollah pun suruhlah menantunya tu solat sendirian ketika ahli keluarga lainnya sedang berwirid. Si Mamat pun qamat dan dirikanlah solat subuhnya. Selepas selesai solatnya dan memberi salam. Pak Haji Dollah pun menegur menantunya Si Mamat tadi, "Hai Mat kenapa solat subuh tiga rakaat?" lantas Si Mamat Jawab "eh.. ia ke? tiga rakaat? rasa-rasanya dah cukup empat rakaat tadi..."

Masya Allah.. mengucap panjang Pak Haji Dollah. Si Minah tersenyum sipu malu dengan gelagat suaminya. Sahla si Mamat ni tak pernah sembahyang subuh! Kantoi..kantoi...hahaha


p/s: moral of da stori...jgn la duk hipokrit...n berpura2 baik dpn sume org..kan dah kantoi!!..


k,la..

chow cin chow..

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

terharu~

bahagianya ak rase arini....

mmg bahagia..

sebabnye..arini ak kna jumpa penyelia for projek tesis...

n ak dah design dah produk ak..just 10% x siap lg....ak bimbang gak g jumpa puan tp projek x siap lagik...hahaha

tp...puan mmg sgt baik hati..sngguh terharu dgn kebaikannya...

dye dah bg idea mcmmana nk completekan lg 10 % tue..

so, ak dah dpt idea 2..n ak akn siapkan secepat mungkin...

lalalala~~~



sekian..

chow cin chow..

Thursday, March 4, 2010

ditag lg...jom lyanzz~

ak ditag lg mggu ini..
oleh kacang jugak... :)
ape dye??
meh kite usha2..haha



Bold the statements that ARE true to you. Italicize the statements that you WISH were true. Leave the fibs alone. Then, tag 5 people to do the same test.



•170cm tall. (oh2 tidak!! ak 153 kot..haha)


•I don’t know what I want at the moment.


•I’m not happy.


•I hate my friends.


•I hate my life.


•I hate my grades.


•I can drive. ( siap racing2 lg...tp...lam mimpi jelah..hahaha)


•I’m bored of driving.


•I have a white handbag.


•I love dancing.


•I go clubbing every week.


•Shopping is bullshit.


•I have a tattoo of a star.


•I got my navel pierced.


•I have friends that take drugs.


•90% of my friends smoke.


•I still hang out with my ex, even though our break up was rather nasty. (baru stop)


•I’m studying Fashion.


•I have a business running.


•I hate cartoons


I hate someone. ( mmg ade sorg ni...tp skrg try maafkan..x bek benci membenci ni... :) )


•I have 10 Lollipops handbags.


•I buy CLEO every month.


•My parents don’t know about my blog. (kakak2 ak taw ke?? abesla pasni..haha)


•I have an iPod.


•I don’t have faith in the current “one”.


•My school mates know about my blog. (agaknye la kot)


•I wanted to be a fashion designer. (ak suke bab2 ni....oh2!!...)


•I love rock emo bands.


•I hate it when people cancel last minute meet ups.


•I’m a rebel. (sometimes la)


•I don’t believe in love.


•High school's filled with drama.


•My parents have faith in me.


•I’ve bought shoes this month.


•A blogger bitched about me before.


•I hate sports.


•I heart Italian food.


•I hate meeting new people.


•I hate nail polish.


•The mother bear gives me hugs.


•People should start appreciating me.


•High school was the worst time of my life.


•I have red hair.


•One Utama is my second home.


•I’m a guy.


•I’m scared of my Biology result exam which I’m going to face someday tomorrow.


•I hate vacations.


•We’ll last :)


•I believe in long distance relationships. (semuanya mungkin..hoho)


•I’m going to get high and smoke weed one day soon.


•I’ve robbed an old lady.


•I’m starting to like applying make-up. (ak suke..tp x bape pndai..sape bleh aja?? cpt2 angkat tgn..hehehe)


•I was a tomboy. (dulu2 la..zaman muda2...haha)


•At times I think I still am a tomboy.


•I love bitching about people behind their backs


•I still have a best friend. (rmai bff ak..both laki n pompuan...n kiteorg alwiz hepi together..thanks u all coz being my bff :) )


•I have a cat.


•I hate surprise parties.


•I hate planning parties.


•I’m hot. :P..


•I’m a sinner.


•I’ve got a DS light.


•I have a Wii.


•I cant live without music.


•Video games are a waste of time.


•I miss the father bear.


•I love being in love. (tp kdg2 pkir bercinta pas kawen, lg romantik..haha)


•I know how to cook. (tp kdg2 hancus pon ade..wakakaka)


•I have 100% freedom.


•Boys are assholes.


•I hate Math. (oh2..i luv math)


•I’m happy with what I have


•I love horror films.


•I slept in my parents’ room for 3 days after watching Scream when I was a kid.


•My old friends keep in touch with me.


•I don’t read newspapers.


•The news is such a waste of time.


•Blogging is a waste of time.


•I hate animals.


•I can’t live without make-up.


•I curse like a pirate.


•I’m happy with my 11 year old car.


•I hate people that are smart.


•I love Orange juice.


•I can’t drink for nuts.


•I believe that everyone in their teens have lost their virginity.


•I’ve got a new phone.


•I’m going to get a new pair of shoes by the end of this month.


•I love swimming.


•I haven’t worked out since March.


•I think I’m fat (cmner nk slim blik ni...asyik2 mkn je keje ak..aiyak!!)


so, wassalam...

chow cin chow :)